What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
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Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
When is a black dog not a black dog?