What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the man stuck at the party?