What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What animals make the best students?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?