What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?