We had a discussion about roses.
It was a thorny issue.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do horses reside?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
When does a horse talk?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?