We had a discussion about roses.
It was a thorny issue.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did summer say to spring?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?