What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the mirror cross the road?