What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the sick chicken say?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?