What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did March say to the madness?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?