How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?