Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do hurricanes see?