Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of bird can write?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?