Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which insect is the smartest?
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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?