What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
It cracked up!
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the holiest insect?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?