What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
It cracked up!
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which fly makes films?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the scariest letter?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?