What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is money so stubborn?