What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the most determined bird?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?