What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?