What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
A book just fell on my head.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?