What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?