Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How much does freedom weigh?
I'm not a bad putter.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?