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He realized it was a rice cake.
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Why are winter days great?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which family member has tusks?
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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
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