Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is the definition of Robin?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?