What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Which family member has tusks?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What are you studying in math?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do cows wear bells?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?