What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
