What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the broom late for school?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What British bugs are the best singers?