What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do you call a tired tree?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do fleas travel?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?