What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a forklift?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?