What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What birds make average students?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?