What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do golfers drink on the green?