Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Families are like fudge.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do fireflies start a race?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?