Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?