Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What car always breaks the rules?