Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?