What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the most adorable season?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What season begins with a thud?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are skeletons always hungry?