What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?