When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?