When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are skeletons always hungry?