What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
If you need help building an ark...
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Do dads always snore?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you say if you meet a toad?