What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
What do elves learn in school?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are goats so funny?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?