What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the bud so shy?
What name sounds like the past tense?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you get straight A's?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?