What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you grill cheese?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?