What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Do dads always snore?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What country has the most fish?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?