What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do mice leave their boats?