Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is the color of the wind?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?