Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What math figure is also in the band?