Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did summer say to spring?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does winter fat turn into?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?