Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?