Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Robert Brownie, Jr.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?