What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do automobiles fly?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which plant has the best roar?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?