Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?