Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?