What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?