What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?