What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?