What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What day is your mom always right?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are babies so good at basketball?