What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which fly makes films?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?