What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do insects learn at school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?