Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?