When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a father's favorite flower?
When do mice play every day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?