What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do cows like to dance to?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How is life like toilet paper?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the politest month?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?