What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What goes up when the rain comes down?