What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?