What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?