What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?