What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?