What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?