What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?