What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?