What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
How do hurricanes see?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Two silkworms got in a fight.