What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?