Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Who won the race between two balls of string?