Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?