Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?