Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What are you studying in math?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?