Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the slowest 5k?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?