Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?