What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?