What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do crabs never give to charity?