What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you know about April 1st?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the slowest 5k?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the picture sent to jail?