What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What car can't keep a secret?