What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?