What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you talk to a giant?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?