What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which state has the best streets?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call the king of vegetables?