Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?