Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a dog in space?