Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
When do cows get tired?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are cars magic?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?