What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?