What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do naked fish play with?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?