What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do you get straight A's?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of car do eggs drive?