What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?