What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?