What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?