What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?