What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you know bees have allergies?