What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How do billboards talk?