Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do billboards talk?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?