Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
She always felt a little sheepish.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What stories are told by basketball players?
I broke my finger!
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the loudest sport?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
