Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?