Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What birds make average students?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?