Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do you arrest a pig?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?