What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How does a cow do math?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?