What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where does laundry go to college?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?