What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
What does a dog say before eating?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?