What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do bees chew?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is an insect's favorite game?