What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
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What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?