What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
It's Crowded!
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do eggs end a TV show?