What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How much does freedom weigh?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What tree has the most bark?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?