What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why was the bunny upset?
What country has the most fish?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?