What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a greedy elf?