How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
When should you start writing a book?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What birds always travel in twos?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a short cow?
