Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?