Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?