Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call the successful dog detective?