Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?