Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the frog starve?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do books sleep?