What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who invented fractions?