What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
When does a horse talk?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do actors go to pray?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?