Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Where does cheese invest its money?
The museum curator needed a break.
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you make a bandstand?