Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?