My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?