My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?