What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What sweet treat never panics?