What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?